Wednesday, January 11, 2006

pisser


remember when you were young and you could hold your pee for more than 15 minutes? i mean when you really had to go, but you could last the whole game, or through the movie, recess or bus ride home, finally to get home and sit down to have the milk and cookies mom laid out for you. so you make it to the bathroom, just to get distracted by the way the door stopper makes this cool noise when you bend it and let it go....

now if you pee once at the bar your stuck with a beer/pee ratio of 1to1:(

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